Captain Rogers decided it would be a good time to bring home an abandoned kitten he found in New York, hopefully planning to re-home it. Needless to say the kitten has been here three weeks and shows no sign of leaving, happily sitting or perching on any and every available surface for a nap.
I have had to repeatedly remind Tony to put him in his litterbox after feeding as he doesn’t yet know that he is not, under any circumstances, to be doing his business on my white carpets. I am most displeased about this, but all Tony seems to be able to do is pet it and mollycoddle the creature. I am beginning to suspect that perhaps this cat has an ulterior motive in our household.
Perhaps the cat is Loki. Perhaps the cat is a spy. Perhaps the cat has been trained to slowly break down the team’s defenses with ‘cute’. I cannot guess. However, I do know that it refuses to sleep in the bed Tony bought it and instead will attempt to sleep in Thor’s bed.
Not to mention it has started to bring mice in which are unpredicatable, hard to track and seem to have only one directive, which is to chew through as much wiring and circuitry as they can get their paws on.
I am not very impressed at all, Captain Rogers.